Friends, members, countrymen, we are gathered here today on this special occasion to witness the marriage of the lovely Kerry Marie–who looks delicious in her bridal veil and bustier. If any of you bounders” object to this union, speak now or forever hold your piece in the hand of your choice. What's that? You in the back–you protest this ceremony? Well then, sir, by the powers vested in us, we declare this wedding cancelled. Now stand back and let the little lady enjoy herself with this buzz-buddy concealed under the honeymoon bed while the groom returns his tuxedo to the rental shop and we have a drink at the bar. Crashing weddings is hard work.
